What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
08.06.2025 02:39
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.